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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 30
how did people express they were so done before they could look into the camera like on the office? i'm a withered old hag and even i can't remember.
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 29
many thanks 2 @shane_ohneal/@buzzfeed for validating me: buzzfeed.com/shaneohneal/ranking-the-amazing-songs-of-crazy-ex-girlfriend-gz9d
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 28
anyway it's late and I almost just subtweeted someone i don't know so peace out
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 28
b) what am I supposed to care if I get painted as uptight and humorless?
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 28
and I’m tetchy about it because a) maybe I’m not the only one who doesn’t find it funny and some other woman would be like oh thank god it’s not just me and
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 28
sometimes when I feel like something isn’t funny or that it makes women the butt of the joke but i’m the only one who seems to feel this way I don’t say anything
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 27
@decider realized the CXG songs are improved in their explicit versions: decider.com/2016/05/27/crazy-ex-girlfriend-best-explicit-songs
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 25
well, it's the most important holiday of them all, #NationalTapDay!18 73
adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 25
Asian-American Actors Are Fighting for Visibility. They Will Not Be Ignored. nyti.ms/25gwTsX
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 23
WOW!!! THANK YOU MY MIDWESTERN FRIEND!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE BEING SO NICE AND POSITIVE ABOUT THE #CRAZYEXGIRLFRIEND VOL 2 SOUNDTRACK??? THE ONE ON SALE ON ITUNES??? OR AMAZON IF YOU PREFER???
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 22
i swear i was having fun even though i was in a sexy french depression. vulture.com/adele-lisbon-performs-sexy-french-depression.html via @vulture
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 21
new york is just as i left it: wildly indifferent to my presence.
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 19
the 2nd weirdest part is that female driven or female run shows are treated in the press like a novelty
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 19
the weirdest part about cw upfronts was that people wanted my autograph.
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 16
and i'm fine telling you that, but if you opened my computer & saw it, i'd murder you. why? where does the shame come from?
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 16
5 things i searched today in no real order: cute animal gifs, resting exasperated face, vaporizers, non-toxic vibrators, "# of veggie chips i have to eat til i become veggie chip?"
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 16
like none of my searches are particularly weird or worthy of shame
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 16
if any1 looked @ my search history i would kill them, but i'm not embarrassed by it is the weird thing?
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 12
just erased the heck out of the s1 outline. i thought i'd feel something. i did: i got a cramp in my arm. that's not what i thought it'd feel like.
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 10
but then people will get their state mandated soft pants on and be like "sorry we doubted you madam president".
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 10
& the american people will probs be like "how dare u infringe on our rights to wear other pants? freedom!"
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 10
in 2024 i'm gonna run for president on a platform of mandatory soft pj pants for all
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 10
"jesus is it may already?" - me, sounding dead. "yeah" - the 16 year old cashier sounding equally dead
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 9
🎶 we're back in the writers room, makin some really cool things happen 🎶
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 8
ma, stop harassing me about giving you grandchildren, i'm already a proud mom
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 6
that wasn't my best idea cuz it's 4 am now and nothing is going on
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 5
so far today i've dropped an entire sandwich on the floor & broken my glasses, i'm going back to bed so today will be over.
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adele lisbon @iamadele ∙ May 2
i thought the woman in the car next to me was staring bc i'm so famous now, but it might have been my aggressive singalong to 'say no to this' wherein i was ham AND maria AND the chorus
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